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have you ever casually struck up a conversation with an ex to try and feel out if you have a chance or not to get back together since you both ended on good terms only to find out he prefers men now because that just happened to me today. good for him though. 

— 1 week ago
tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

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— 1 week ago with 91213 notes

loki-cat:

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this scene is just golden because tony was never planning to reveal his identity as iron man. but right when blondie laughs and says ‘i never said you were a superhero’, she obviously hit a nerve and tony literally goes ‘alright, you wanna play? i can play’, LOOKS HER STRAIGHT FUCK IN THE EYE, AND TELLS THE WHOLE WORLD HE’S IRON MAN. A SUPERHERO.

well played tony

well played

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— 1 week ago with 122935 notes

thechillgatsby:

thorsies:

IMPORTANT FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST BECAUSE UR FRIEND’S PARENTS SEEM NICE WHEN YOU MEET THEM DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE NICE PEOPLE B/C YOU DO NOT SEE WHAT HAPPENS BEHIND CLOSED DOORS!!!!!!!!! 

SO IF FRIEND TELLS YOU THAT PARENTS ARE BEING CRUEL TO THEM AND HURTING THEM, DO NOT SAY “But they seem so nice! I doubt they mean it!” BECAUSE THAT IS AWFUL TO SAY TO THEM AND MAKES THEM NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

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— 1 week ago with 131217 notes

heatherwanderer:

dorkkybatch:

I figure Sherlock’s curls are literally the number one priority in this show.

Meanwhile, John.

Look at how he grabs that mug without even looking!

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— 1 week ago with 26778 notes

stepacrosstheline:

and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.

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— 1 week ago with 181506 notes

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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— 1 week ago with 203100 notes
thedifference67:

btmegan:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Omg thank you I remember ordering the boy toy like what is that

thats so cute

thedifference67:

btmegan:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

Omg thank you I remember ordering the boy toy like what is that

thats so cute

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— 1 week ago with 131983 notes

50shadesofmattcohen:

donttouchthescarf:

eldunariliduen:

doctorwho:

Ellie and Carl + Rory and Amy (Up + Doctor Who)

pilgrimkitty:

tea-and-sarcasm:

CANNOT UNSEE

*flail*

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And then the sad realization that they’re even more alike now.

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INHUMAN WAILS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING

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— 1 week ago with 148603 notes